Do sales benefit the show?

Yes, 100% of net profits go to supporting the show.

How do I lodge a complaint / denouncement, or have a suggestion?

Email: shill@noagendanation.com

Do you have a privacy policy?

Yes, here.

What if I am not worthy of having the swag I have purchased and want to return it?

No problem, you can return (non-customized) items within 15 days of receipt.
If you cancel your order prior to shipment, you will receive a full refund.
All other returns will receive store credit.
Process your return here

How do I find out how close I am to receiving my knighthood?

Via My Account.